My "Bigger than Watergate" Expose on Socialist Indoctrinators

While the Cons get their panties in a bunch over Obama's upcoming speech to indoctrinate America's youth into Socialism encourage kids to stay in school, I thought it might be a good time to expose some other evildoers:

1. AK Governor Sean Parnell - you know the guy that Sarah Palin left in charge of Alaska? Socialist.

2. Penguins - they look so charming in their tuxedo feathers but you know what? Socialists.

3. Mr. T - I pity the fool that don't know this guy's a Socialist.

4. Canadian Government - I guess no one is surprised by these Socialists.