Monday, November 23, 2009

War on Xmas List

I thought it might be easier for everyone if I just post my Xmas list offa Craigslist. In no particular order:
  • You know I like torn butts and I can not lie
  • I don't usually send in for warranties anyway
  • Of course I want something involving the dogs
  • I'm not sure if this refers to Iraq or Afghanistan but I want
  • I def want to be buried in a zombie casket
  • This might be a metaphorical paintball gun, but I still want it
  • Us child prodigies gotsta stick together

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Veterans Day

Is this the best we can do for our vets?
  • 6 preventable deaths a day among veterans due to lack of health insurance
  • Vets make up 1/3 of adult homeless male population
  • Sen. Coburn (R-OK) is preventing a bill designed to increase health services for vets from coming to the floor for a vote

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Two Cents on Prejean's Sex Tape

Here's the thing: If Carrie Prejean had been your average Jane, I would be defending her right to make a masturbation tape and shouting down anyone who tried to smear her for it. Live and let live, you know. But she changed the equation when she went all holier-than-thou on the LGBT community. She could tell others how to live because she had been taught Christian values from the Bible. She knew what was best for everybody else because she herself was a pillar of Jesusy virtue. So I say, suck it Prejean. Or maybe you already did. On video.