Let's Play Oddball

You know that guy who died on a school bus in the AK wilderness? Well have I got a great idea!

Wal-Mart employees in China take shoplifting very seriously:

[...] a customer died at the hands of Wal-Mart employees who suspected her of stealing.

And that's just someone they suspected.

Jesus now on Mars. (I don't see it. I never do. That's why I'm going to Hell I guess.)

FL police inadvertently assist burglar with heavy lifting

Inventors: Keep focused on the important things