War on Xmas List

I thought it might be easier for everyone if I just post my Xmas list offa Craigslist. In no particular order:

• You know I like torn butts and I can not lie
• I don't usually send in for warranties anyway
• Of course I want something involving the dogs
• I'm not sure if this refers to Iraq or Afghanistan but I want
• I def want to be buried in a zombie casket
• This might be a metaphorical paintball gun, but I still want it
• Us child prodigies gotsta stick together

Xmas List

I love koi.